The Best of Minor League Promotions

So I realize this post probably won’t offer much in the way of fantasy baseball advice, but it’s nice to take the edge off every once in a while and enjoy some of Minor League Baseball’s best promotions so far this season. Here are the top two the minors have seen so far this season.

OFFICE SPACE NIGHT (WILMINGTON BLUE ROCKS)
The Royals Single-A affiliate offered a night dedicated to the appreciation of one of the greatest movies in history, Office Space.  Just three bucks buys you a chance to swing away at a copier and five singles gets you a pair of swings. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

LADIES OF THE PRO PILLOW FIGHTING LEAGUE (FORT MYERS MIRACLE)
There may not be the gaudy contracts or performing enhancing drugs, but there is more than enough polyester fiberfill to go around at this promotional event. The main event on the card will be top-rated contender Laina Beaton along with Eiffel Power and Carmen Monoxide. No word on if it’s a no feathers barred match, but it’s sure to be a crowd pleaser. Word is that this is simply an opener to an upcoming May promotion when Florida strongman Mighty Gonzalez (I will now answer only to Mighty Mr. Bracks) will attempt to lift a full keg 900 times in three hours. Nothing like having refreshment in your hands to take a sip while exerting yourself.

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